applesThis is Safeways. In Sunnyvale. And if supermarkets could speak to each other (and in the world in my head, they can) How do ya’ like them apples? is what Sunnyvale’s Safeway would ask Hither Green’s Co-op.

It’s not just the apples over here that astonish me. They’ve got a Starbucks too. Now I know there is a Starbucks next to every Starbucks in London. But who’d have thought they had them over here too? Ok, it’s the jetlag kicking in.